Perfectly good things can be ruined forever, if recommended by someone you hate (source)
Sucking on a lollipop is just drinking your flavoured saliva. (source)
When you cannot sleep because you can’t stop thinking about something it’s like a single program not letting the computer shut down (source)
“i gave him my heart but he only showed me his i thought it was the same thing now i know how wrong i was”— Pawkers
No matter how long your vacation is, you will always pack underwear as though you will shit yourself twice (source)
I’m currently in the single-as-fuck stage of my life so I might as well enjoy it by drinking this margarita.
(Source: witchyresinrose)